My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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