Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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