spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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