when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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