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last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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