he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
