We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
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Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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