Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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