And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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