i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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