i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
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Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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