Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
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You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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