Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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