Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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