I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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