Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
thus making me awesome and them whores
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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