We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
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I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
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You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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