question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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