I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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