I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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