he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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