question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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