They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
