At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
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it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
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I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize