there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
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Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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