Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
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One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
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Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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