I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
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I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
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This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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