Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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