Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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