He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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