It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
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