I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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