I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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