: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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