ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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