Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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