Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
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they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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