I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
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You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
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hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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