Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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