toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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