You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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