Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
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He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
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Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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