sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
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Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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