Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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