What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
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Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you win again, gameday.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
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I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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