Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
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