we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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