Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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