I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
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I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
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I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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