what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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