After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
