I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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