For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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