chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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