I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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